{"product_id":"klopp-actually-imaginary-life-with-footballs-most-sensible-heartthrob","title":"Laura Lexx: Klopp Actually [2020] hardback","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA hilarious diary of married life with the sensible, no-nonsense man of all our dreams: Jurgen Klopp, from critically-acclaimed comedian and Twitter sensation Laura Lexx.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eInspired by the viral tweet:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e'If I ever met J\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eu\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003ergen Klopp I'd say \"omg if we have a baby we should call it Klipp\" just so he'd raise an eyebrow at me and tell me I'm a moron and I'd be so naked by the time he'd finished doing that...'\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn these uncertain times we all need a coping mechanism. And \u003cb\u003eLaura Lexx \u003c\/b\u003ehas found the obvious one - imagining life married to \u003cb\u003ethe sensible, no-nonsense man of our dreams, Jurgen Klopp\u003c\/b\u003e. She thinks maybe he has something to do with football? More importantly, he definitely knows how to efficiently stack a dishwasher and would tell you honestly if you were being unreasonable about a colleague. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom job interviews to furniture shopping in IKEA to making a birthday cake for their daughter, Klipp, \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eKlopp Actually\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/i\u003eis a hilarious, warm and deeply silly diary of life with everyone's favourite baseball-cap-wearing, bespectacled German football manager. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e'I shiver, my skin breaking out into tiny goosebumps. \"Are you cold?\" He whispers, his lips brushing my ear, making the fine hairs ripple. \"A little.\" I grin, pressing against his thigh. He runs a hand down the curve of my spine... \"You should put a jumper on.\"'\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e'I'd LOVE to read a whole book of Laura's funny, clever, sweet imagination . . . it made me laugh a huge amount!' Marian Keyes\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e'Laura is so funny and I can't wait to read this book and I hope it isn't awkward when I *actually* marry Jurgen Klopp' Sara Pascoe\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e'It's rare to find brilliant new talent, rarer still to discover it on twitter but Laura's thread on Klopp was my highlight of the year. I cannot wait to see what she does in book form. I shall devour it. A great shining comedic talent' Emma Kennedy\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e(P)2020 Hodder \u0026amp; Stoughton Limited\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lexx, Laura","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":50248340504915,"sku":"9781529348217","price":14.27,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Very Good","offer_id":46963607241043,"sku":"XV81529348217","price":4.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0616\/4001\/6057\/files\/lexx-laura-laura-lexx-klopp-actually-2020-hardback-60988599206227.jpg?v=1737519791","url":"https:\/\/theirishbookshop.live\/products\/klopp-actually-imaginary-life-with-footballs-most-sensible-heartthrob","provider":"Chapters Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}