{"product_id":"merde-actually","title":"Stephen Clarke: Merde Actually [2006] paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA year after arriving in France, Englishman Paul West is still struggling with some fundamental questions:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e_________________\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat\u003c\/b\u003e is the best way to scare a gendarme?  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy\u003c\/b\u003e are there no health warnings on French nudist beaches? \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd is it \u003cb\u003ereally\u003c\/b\u003e polite to sleep with your boss's mistress?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn his second comedy of errors,\u003c\/b\u003e Paul West opens an English tearoom, and mutates (temporarily) into a Parisian waiter.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMeanwhile, he continues his search for the perfect French mademoiselle. But will Paul find l'amour eternel, or will it all end in \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003emerde?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor's apology: \u003c\/b\u003e'I'd just like to say sorry to all the suppository fans out there, because in this book there are no suppositories. There are, however, lots of courgettes, and I see this as progress. Suppositories to courgettes - I think it proves that I'm developing as a writer.' Stephen Clarke\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clarke, Stephen","offers":[{"title":"New","offer_id":44193653686562,"sku":"9780552773089","price":15.7,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Good","offer_id":47017148940627,"sku":"XG80552773089","price":4.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Very Good","offer_id":47469044564307,"sku":"XV80552773089","price":5.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0616\/4001\/6057\/files\/clarke-stephen-stephen-clarke-merde-actually-2006-paperback-58225945575763.jpg?v=1726604415","url":"https:\/\/theirishbookshop.live\/products\/merde-actually","provider":"Chapters Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}